I bet you read the title in Jerry Seinfeld’s voice if you’ve ever watched the sitcom, ‘Seinfeld’ before.
So what is the deal with me?
I am a professional blogger. By professional, I mean I have a degree in procrastination and a knack for avoiding actual work.
I am a master at
- writing about things that in no way impact my life
- pretending I have my life together
- pretending to be a morning person, even though I have been known to hit snooze a few hundred times before actually getting out of bed and
- being a nuisance to everyone around me
I’m a true inspiration, really.
But enough about me, let’s talk about my blog.
My goal is to write about marketing — I’m a marketer by profession — and some other things that either interest me or I’m curious about in a way.
This blog will be a collection of my musings and ramblings about basically nothing. Because let’s be real, who has the time to research and write actual content?
I like to think of this blog as my ultimate procrastination tool.
So if you’re looking to waste time and avoid reading anything productive, you’ve come to the right place.
Welcome to my blog, where mediocrity is celebrated and procrastination is a way of life.